Fresh Squeezed : Limon Noir

True words were never better said:

So if the people laugh and giggle when you tell em where you live
Say shhh, say shhh
And if you know this is where you wanna raise your kids
Say shhh, say shhh
If you’re from the Midwest and it doesn’t matter where
Say shhh, say shhh
If you can drink tap water and breathe the air
Say shhh, say shhh

This was sent from a friend.
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Subject: caloric expenditure of different sexual activities

Good information to know for that post Holiday diet!!!!!

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities.

Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent………………….. 12 Calories
Without her consent……………….. 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands…………………… 8 Calories
With one hand…………………….. 12 Calories
With your teeth…………………… 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection………………….. 6 Calories
Without an erection……………….. 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris………… 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot………….. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary……………………….. 12 Calories
69 lying down…………………….. 78 Calories
69 standing up……………………. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow………………………. 216 Calories
Doggy Style………………………. 326 Calories
Italian chandelier………………… 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real…………………………….. 112 Calories
False……………………………. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging………………. 18 Calories
Getting up immediately…………….. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately……816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: IF YOU ARE:
20-29 years old…………………… 36 Calories
30-39 years………………………. 80 Calories
40-49 years………………………. 124 Calories
50-59 years………………………. 972 Calories
60-69 years………………………. 2916 Calories
70 and over……………………. Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly…………………………… 32 Calories
In a hurry……………………….. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door… 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door…. 3521 Calories

Trying to outrun shotgun pellets………14,860Calories

Congratulations to Benita and Todd, who were married 11.19.05 in Berkeley, CA.

Best wishes for a long and happy marriage.